Padfoot

Padfoot, 100lbs of Handsome Chaos
Currently single. Been swiping for 200+ days.

About me:
I’m 5 years old. Dad Bod physique. I’ve got a sleek gunmetal grey coat and the kind of slobber coated smile that says “yeah, I know. I’m a charmer.” I love hiking, rolling in fresh cut grass or anything smelly, and playing tug-o-war like it’s my full-time job.

If this doesn’t work for you, Swipe Left 

I need my own space. I don’t want to be smothered, and I’m not looking to take on the responsibility of kids. I need a kid and animal free place to lay my head down. 

I will not share my food. I ordered it, it’s mine. I will protect it. I would however love to try some of what everyone else is having. 

I have boundaries. I don’t do dog parks, or daycare, it’s way too much and I usually end up crashing out around other animals.  

I’m looking for strength in the people I surround myself with, both physically (mostly physically) and emotionally. I’m currently working on myself, and I need people who can support me, or hold me back while I go through it. 

If this works for you, Swipe Right

I crave adventure. I like to hike, spend time at the lake, love going for a long car ride with my head hanging out the window. I need someone who can keep up!

I’m basically a shoe-in for the strong-man competitions, I’d have no problem pulling a car. I need someone who can work with that. 

I love a good cuddle session. Be ready for slobbery kisses, accidental head-butts, and the occasional knock over. 

I prefer the quiet. No dogs barking through fences, no hustle and bustle of hosting all the time, I just want peace.

Ideal Date:
Backyard frisbee for 30 mins, car ride to McDonalds for a vanilla cone, long-line hike around the lake, backyard zoomies for a bit, power nap, quiet time with a bone, backyard tug-o-war session, Netflix and a pigs ear. 

Swipe right if you’re ready for a 100lb goofball with a little baggage but a lot of love.